me: gets nervous a year before a planned event
fasterfood: parents are always like “why are u still inside go be more social” but then whenever i do make plans theyre like “hell no i wont drive u 10 minutes somewhere im way too busy” like damn nigga what u want me to do walk? fly??
unitedstatesofbooty: abercrombie and fitch more like abracadabra ur a lil bitch
Reblog if you are not a pedophile.
damnthesefeels: my-sad-soulless-secrets: no-im-not-me: oblivious-cancer: If everyone doesn’t reblog this, I’m unfollowing all of you. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I throw my hands up in the air sometimes sayin eyoo i’m not a pedophile
edwad: long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag